So Hollywood is no longer capable of coming up with an original idea. At first it started off small. With movies like King Kong; A-Team; Arthur; Clash of the Titans; and Karate Kid. Now I really didn’t have a problem with these movies cause except for King Kong and karate Kid… these movies are not that big or well known of these past few generations. Which is understandable as to why they would want to remake them. But it is okay cause they well… they are not classics.
But now Hollywood is taking things further with the remakes of Batman. Now before you get your panties in a bunch I’m not going to tear apart of Batman cause those of you who know me well know that I love the new Batman movies... and in the words of a dear friend “Christian Bale needs to do more kissing movies” .. so here’s to hoping he kisses Catwoman in the next one. But now they are re-making Spiderman… well in reality I’m also excited for this one. Only because I am not a fan of Toby Maguire so I am hoping that it will be better. Also they recently have remade the Smurfs and Footloose! Now I haven’t seen smurfs yet but I want to. So can’t really say anything about that. And Footloose well… I will probably see but how can you remake that. The problem with remaking that movie and with the main movie I am really upset about (you will know soon) is all they are going to do is make it more dirty skanky and slutier. You all know it is true. That is all Hollywood is now. Besides have you seen a trailer for Footloose… Juilanne Hough she is an amazing dance but no one is going to be paying attention cause everyone is going to be wondering if those are real jeans or just a pair of undies made to look like jeans.
Now if you have not heard then I should smack you. (not really I’m not that mean) But Lionsgate is going to be remaking Dirty Dancing. WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!!! WHAT DRUGS ARE THEY ON!!!! It is like remaking Titanic or Casablanca!!!! YOU JUST DON’T DO THAT!!!!!!! Seriously if I ever meet the moron that decided to remake it I’m going to slap them. I should cut out their tongue shoot him/her then shoot their tongue (in case you don’t know what that is from .. go watch Pirates 3). But seriously how can you remake that movie. Deciding to remake that movie is pretty much slapping Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze in the face. 
And it is an insult to Patrick Swayze’s memory. There is no man on earth who could ever step in his shoes especially in Dirty Dancing.
It’s bad enough that Dirty Dancing 2 was not that great… in my opinon it would have been better if they had Enrique Iglesias as the main guy instead of Diego Luna… who looks like a 12 year old boy! But anyways why on earth or they remaking Dirty Dancing!! It is not going to be the same. The elements that make Dirty Dancing such a good movie is one the music; two the style of dancing that was used then. You all know that the dancing that is going to be in this one is going to be .. pretty much people having sex on the dance floor. At least in the original Dirty Dancing there still was dancing. Nowadays the filmmakers are going to have to modernize it to get a younger group of audience members. And the way to do that is do their style of dancing…if they want to call that dancing. Okay continuing on number 3 the dorky nephew of Kellerman. No one can be as moronic as him! Number four the actors. How can you replace Jerry Orbach … Jennifer Grey!!! The way the actors followed together soo well!!! Number five HOW CAN YOU REPLACE PATRICK SWAYZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need I say anymore about this! Seriously come on!!!! There is no man on earth that could ever step in Patrick Swayze’s shoes… no pun intended!! I really want to smack the person who decided this. Also the chemistry between Jennifer and Patrick in the movie is amazing!!! You just cannot replace them or the cast. I mean come on we all know that Baby's sister when she is singing in the rehearsal scene is so funny!!! Who else can do that??
Well I have said my peace about this for now. Expect a continuation of this blog when Dirty Dancing the remake releases the cast and then when the movie comes out! Well till next time I love you all and hope you all are well! xoxo
